Motoring journalist, all-round motormouth Jeremy Clarkson may be a boorish and sexist Neanderthal to some... but he's one hell of a funny writer. That's why I both admire and hate him. It's just professional envy. Whatever you think about Clarkson, his Snort Out Loud While Reading Factor is way up there in the stratosphere. See what I mean by reading this latest piece of his in The Times.